Disordered & Disorderly

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I usually keep it pretty PG but this is no place for kids.
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" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

a woman has a preference, yet suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

(via thisaintnewblack)





The mothers of trayvon martin & sean bell meet mike brown’s mom for the first time. Totally touched my heart…

they need each other

Where are the notes.

White women can become the head of the PTA and black women can come together on CNN to talk about their dead children.

(via dynastylnoire)


Police officers in Ferguson, Missouri, have begun wearing body cameras after weeks of unrest over the shooting death of an unarmed black teen by a white officer and sharply differing accounts of the incident, officials said on Sunday.

Michael Brown, 18, was shot multiple times by Ferguson Police Officer Darren Wilson on Aug. 9, sparking nearly three weeks of angry protests in the St. Louis suburb and drawing global attention to race relations in the United States.

Law enforcement and witnesses gave differing accounts of what transpired before Brown was shot, with police saying the teen had struggled with the officer. Witnesses say Brown held up his hands and was surrendering when he was shot multiple times in the head and chest.

The discrepancy has revived calls for officers across the county to be outfitted with body cameras to help capture an accurate record of police-involved incidents.


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Look at this dumb shit.

They really trying out here though

LMAOOOOO niggas try so hard to be deep

(via thisaintnewblack)

*gives thanks for the little handful of booty that i do have*

*gives thanks for the little handful of booty that i do have*

(via ruinedchildhood)


subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(via ruinedchildhood)




Use her as a chaser.

Turn down.

You sleep.

Liquor and pussy go together like asses and boy shorts.

Migos and zaytoven.

Netflix and rainy days.

Black girls and coconut oil.

Monday nights and football

Denzel and female love interests half his age

Niggas and fresh haircuts

Saturday mornings and cartoons

My nigga liquor on your breath and pussy on your tongue is gotdamn heavenly

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Ermagerd pit bulls are lyke SO terrifying!!



F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka


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