Disordered & Disorderly

All the silly, serious, sexual and sacred randomness that I'm into. I usually keep it pretty PG but this is no place for kids.

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martikabonita:

pettycrocker:

blackberryshawty:

randomramblingsofthemind:


WHAT’S WITH THE BACKGROUND ACTOR!!!!

LMAO

girl is getting her life

"BITCH IM ON TV"

LOL!!!!!


LMAOOOO I’d be doin the same thing!

martikabonita:

pettycrocker:

blackberryshawty:

randomramblingsofthemind:

WHAT’S WITH THE BACKGROUND ACTOR!!!!

LMAO

girl is getting her life

"BITCH IM ON TV"

LOL!!!!!

LMAOOOO I’d be doin the same thing!

(via blknapoleon)

lion:

Martin summarizes every relationship

lion:

Martin summarizes every relationship

(via blackgirlsrpretty2)

signedfury:

I’d just like to give honor to this young lady for changing the game. You need to recognize that she inspired Elmo to perform this song and dance. ELMO! Elmo is like elementary school student’s Beyoncé!
Why do they give you a biography on black folk acting nutty on the evening news, but I don’t know this little girl’s name? Everybody knows this Vine, recreates this Vine, and/or mixes it into a trap beat. Someone needs to give this girl a trophy. Pay for her dance classes. Give her tickets to The Carter tour! KNOW HER! SHE IS LEGENDARY!

signedfury:

I’d just like to give honor to this young lady for changing the game. You need to recognize that she inspired Elmo to perform this song and dance. ELMO! Elmo is like elementary school student’s Beyoncé!

Why do they give you a biography on black folk acting nutty on the evening news, but I don’t know this little girl’s name? Everybody knows this Vine, recreates this Vine, and/or mixes it into a trap beat. Someone needs to give this girl a trophy. Pay for her dance classes. Give her tickets to The Carter tour! KNOW HER! SHE IS LEGENDARY!

(via blackgirlsrpretty2)

shejla24:

jodeine:

sckrewedup:

Smh

i better stock up

end of the world

It’ll be back under another name

(via blknapoleon)

Sharing one bathroom brings you closer, even when you don’t wanna be. At some point, every relationship should have the “OMG we both have to use it what is we gone do” experience.

freshest-tittymilk:

blackmorgan:

comediva:

here to defeat his brother Lokitty

CATS

DOGS

PUNS

NERD REFERENCES

yaaaaaas

fashionaryhand:

Creative Fashionary sketches by Grace Ciao

Grace is a fashion illustrator from Singapore. She draws inspiration from everything around her. Her favourite materials are watercolours and flowers. Here are her amazing Fashionary sketches inspired by flowers!

beautiful

(via cocoabutterxxs)

outkast:

Thank you to all the fans who came out to support at Coachella! 

This week, Outkast returns to the South as the #Outkast20 festival run continues at Counterpoint this Sunday, 4/27.

photojojo:

Nothing says serious business like a selfie!

On your Mac you can use Preview’s “Create Signature From FaceTime Camera” feature to make a signature by taking a photo of your face.

It can be a bit tricky, check out our blog for click-by-click instructions if you get stumped.

Seal the Deal with a Photo.

(via ghdos)